So technically I turned 22 yesterday, i.e. one year closer to my death.
Same ol' low key b-day celebration.
No shout-outs, no phone calls, no cards, no presents, and no b-day parties to show everyone my g/f an' prove that I'm not homosexual.
To those that are wondering: no, Sandee is not a cover.
People either forgot or didn't care. My inner-optomist tells me that most people didn't remember, sorta like the majority of my family.

If I sound somewhat bitter, I am.
Mostly because I woke up this morning and realized that I am Ryan's (my younger brother) bitch. Had to drive him to his SAT testing this morning. Not because he was polite an' asked me. Nor because he was sneaky and offered to get me some hot chocolate from Starbucks for my bday an' yell "Surprise! You have to drive me to Rancho Bernardo now." Nope.
"You're drivin' me to Rancho Bernardo Saturday because you're my bitch."
Shit.
This is a guy who refuses to get his driver license because he know he has a bitch. A bitch to drive him to the mall, his friend's house, prom, the bunny ranch, drive-by shootings, you get the idea.

Now hopefully you've realized that I've been joking up to this point.
At least the part 'bout being Ryan's bitch.
But since we're on the topic of driving....

I remember reading a study that showed that men are more likely to give directions with landmarks while women are savvy to using streetnames and whatnot.
I tend to agree with those findings because I'm like that most of the time.
Okay. You're gonna start off by heading down the road an' passing 'bout three stoplights. Now you're gonna be looking for the mangled tree. Not the one that was struck by lightning, but the one that was used for ritualistic sacrifices back in the 1800s. When you find it, make a left. Eventually you'll see a blind man. You'll know he's blind because when you give him a dollar he'll smile instead of flicking you off. Turn right an' keep following that road until you see a leprechaun. Now push him out of the way, steal his pot of gold, an' take a piss on where he was standing. Doin' this pushes a secret button which grants you access to a mystical tunnel that'll take you to where you wanted to be in the first place. Which would've been a whole lot easier if you just used mapquest.

A bit much, but you get the idea.
If there was a point to this post, that was lost a long time ago.

The Random Quote:
"I am nobody's bitch." - Jet Li from the film The One